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#20807 Euro-english

Posted by robzor on 19 January 2013 - 10:33 AM

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather then German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Goverment conceded that English spelling had some room for improvment and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan, that would become known as Euro-English.

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboard kan have one less letter to worry about. There will be growing enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will be words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Govermants will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer, ze unesesary "o" can be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ez oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

#20618 Don't ever install powerpoint viewer 2007

Posted by SpuD on 07 December 2012 - 09:03 PM

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#20557 In the news

Posted by Rymdkejsaren on 30 November 2012 - 03:48 PM

It has been a "while" since we posted here again, so I just wanted to catch up with what has been happening in DTE.

A lot of people have been playing Guild Wars 2, Dani is running a DTE guild in there and we have seen some new recruits in DTE proper as a result! Always good with some new faces!

Meanwhile, NeoTokyo: Source is having a revival after being accepted for publishing by Valve's Greenlight project (helping independant developers publish their games on steam). LobotomyLobster will be poking at people to play that, it is a small scale online tactical FPS.

A fair few DTE have bought the new Humble Bundle, you can get a lot of THQ games for cheaps so check it out! As a result we are planning to play some Company of Heroes in the clan.

We are also waiting for the standalone DayZ to come out with great anticipation. A few are still playing the Arma II mod fervently while others are holding off until release of the standalone game.

Under the curtains, DTE leadership has been discussing the future of the clan and you will see some changes coming up soon as a result of that. It is nothing earthshattering, and I can reveal that a clean up of the roster will be part of it, something we do every now and again to get rid of inactive members. It has been quite a long time since the last one.

I think I those are the biggest things but feel free to chime in if I have missed out on something!

[EDIT] I forgot the most important (to me), The Banner Saga! I have been playing beta of The Banner Saga: Factions, which is the multiplayer version of the game. It is an absolutely awesome turn-based strategy game and I am spending a lot of time helping out in the community, giving feedback to developers and so on. Currently beta is open but you have to pay $15 for two keys. The game will be free to play on release so it might be a plan to just wait until then.

#21544 The inevitable quote thread

Posted by mosi on 16 October 2013 - 01:33 PM

 14:37  +Venison         • RK teach me to probe ;/
 14:37  @Rymdkejsaren    • youtube has vids
 14:38  @Rymdkejsaren    • it's not super hard

#21295 Moving forward

Posted by Rymdkejsaren on 31 May 2013 - 07:10 AM

Thank you oMeN for all the time and effort you have put into the clan, and thank you for trusting me with the responsibility of leadership.


As for myself, I will be busy with my newly found life for a while longer. This summer I have no permanent place to stay so I will be on and off. With everything else going on, gaming has taken a second seat and as a result I will act as a Lieutenant for now. The plan is to go back out in the world in autumn at which point I will likely join the Veterans again.


I am not sure whether my leadership days are over because I have no idea what my future will bring. What I do know is that I will always come back to #dte to chat or hang out when I have time and opportunity. See you around!



#21001 Reminder - New Rules

Posted by Shinobi on 25 February 2013 - 10:22 AM

Hi all,

just a reminder and a nudge to those of you who haven’t yet signed the new rules as per : http://dtegaming.com...-read-and-sign/

can you please ensure this is done ASAP as anyone who hasn’t signed by the end of Feb will lose Clan Privileges/rights until they do sign, In addition if you do not sign by the end of June there is a strong possibility you may be removed from the clan, and would have to re-apply if you wished to continue being a member of DTE, so please come on, it only takes a minute.
If you have any concerns in regards to signing, please contact myself or any of the other Senior DTE members so we can address your issues.

read the rules here:


reply to the thread here:


and become one of the cool people on this list:
Lobotomy Lobster
Mr Weasel



#20977 Anno 2070

Posted by DaRK oMeN XIII on 08 February 2013 - 07:54 AM

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Wolf's Haven, my current project.

#20858 New rules - read and sign

Posted by SpuD on 27 January 2013 - 10:24 PM

I give up, all the armbands are goosestepping nazi spec and my ideals are more "eat bacon, drink coffee", so bollocks to it all!

#20504 Star Citizen

Posted by Rymdkejsaren on 20 November 2012 - 03:48 PM

Didn't have the dosh but they seemed to do well without me. Definately a game I can see myself playing in the future though.

#20323 The inevitable quote thread

Posted by Sheshka on 14 October 2012 - 08:34 AM

5:47 AM                   • Wingers [~chris.win@host86-158-154-136.range86-158.btcentralplus.com] has joined #DTE

5:47 AM                   • ChanServ set mode [+v Wingers]
5:47 AM  +Wingers         • mother fucker
5:51 AM  +Wingers         • oh fyck you
5:51 AM  +Wingers         • i hate fucjiubg communists!
5:51 AM  +Wingers         • actually
5:51 AM  +Wingers         • fo c it
5:51 AM  +Wingers         • i hat ewyou!!
5:51 AM  +Wingers         • twats!!
5:51 AM  +Wingers         • im going to fu kc all you cimts yup with my shits!!
6:16 AM  +Wingers         • \
6:20 AM                   • Wingers [~chris.win@host86-158-154-136.range86-158.btcentralplus.com] has quit IRC

#20172 Shins Curry club

Posted by Shinobi on 25 September 2012 - 10:22 AM

So like, I promised some people ages ago I would put some recipes up but didnt get round to it until I just spent like an hour on the phone waiting so here we go:

To be a curry pro please take a picture of your attempt so we can compare (also it helps to see what a curry looks like before you try making it) I havent done this but next time I do I shall start snapping


Tasty Lamb Keema of Joy


Chicken Jalfrezi


Karhi Gosht

not the best photos in the world :

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Spinach and lamb


Dani's Palak Paneer



pilau rice/yellowrice of win


Spicy Bombay Potatoes


not a curry but ace so I did it as well

Vietnamese Pork Pho

enjoy kids, if you want me to put more up or w/e I am happy to helps (it means I get to make and eat curry)

#19774 Sup...

Posted by Rymdkejsaren on 23 August 2012 - 08:29 PM

Vel has been gaming for most of his life but still barely knows how to operate the start button on a computer.

#19436 Sup...

Posted by mosi on 04 August 2012 - 10:37 PM

And now you have met SpuD.


#19431 Sup...

Posted by Rymdkejsaren on 04 August 2012 - 06:09 PM

And now you have met SpuD.

#19294 irc and not beeing there

Posted by SpuD on 30 June 2012 - 06:49 PM

mibbit.com temporarily, do ?? mirc in the channel and that'll solve the original problem :D

#19096 Diablo 3

Posted by SpuD on 06 May 2012 - 04:08 PM

You're sad! It was awesome! Naturefucked everything hard in the faceballs! Besides, that was years after we'd all played D2 to death. Even if I could hax the shit out of my characters in this I wouldn't, it'd ruin the game for me and everyone. I only tend to ruin games that are already ruined or dead or old or boring :)

#19046 Diablo 3

Posted by SpuD on 25 April 2012 - 02:54 PM

Biggest suck is gonna be having 5 or 9 players. We could be nice and balance stuff, but a 4 man party is fun :D

11 replies to the poll that imply playings of the game. Fun!

#19005 Diablo 3

Posted by SpuD on 12 April 2012 - 04:03 PM

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#18754 dtesoft 2012: apocalypsesoft?

Posted by Rymdkejsaren on 25 January 2012 - 11:37 AM

The DTE PR department hard at work.

#16534 DTE rules - updated Jan 2013

Posted by Rymdkejsaren on 31 January 2010 - 06:37 PM

DTE Rules


Respect your clanmates and the people you encounter when you represent the clan. DTE is a gathering of people with different opinions and attitudes and mutual respect is a necessity for our community to thrive.

On IRC: Racism, sexism and any other abusive behaviour that could be miscontrued by anyone who does not know us will not be tolerated in the main channel. If you post something that contains offensive material (nudity, graphic violence) tag it with NSFW on the same line.

On the Forums: Do not post anything that is NSFW and do not spam.

In games: Help your clan out and be respectful to other players, even your enemies. There are already enough people out there who grief and are abusive.

Stay in Touch

Forums: As a member of DTE you are required to regularly check the News and Clan Forums. If the game you play has a forum, you are also required to follow them.

IRC: The #DTE IRC channel is our beating heart and members are expected to join us there on a regular basis.

Absence: If you are going to be absent for an extended time or have been so unexpectedly, post on the Clan Forums so that we know what is going on.