As part of the negotiations, the British Goverment conceded that English spelling had some room for improvment and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan, that would become known as Euro-English.
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboard kan have one less letter to worry about. There will be growing enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will be words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Govermants will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer, ze unesesary "o" can be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ez oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.