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Lobotomy Lobster

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The 4th of February, 2011

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Malawi row over whether new law bans farting

Justice Minister George Chaponda says the new bill would criminalise flatulence to promote "public decency". "Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting," he told local radio.

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Since the country embraced multi-party politics 16 years ago people had felt free to fart anywhere, said Chaponda.
"It was not there during the time of dictatorship because people were afraid of the consequences. Now because of multipartism or freedom, people would like to fart anywhere, he said.

"Nature can be controlled... it becomes a nuisance if people fart anywhere."
http://www.bbc.co.uk...africa-12363852
http://uk.news.yahoo...n-07ff78c.html1

Edited by Lobotomy Lobster, 04 February 2011 - 12:21 PM.



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