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[Rymdkejsaren]

Stick your irc quotes in here. Preferably ones that are funny, to at least a select few people.

[16:37] <Rymdkejsaren> hello everybody
[16:37] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> psssttt
[16:38] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> ignor rk
[16:38] <Wedge> hey RK

[Rymdkejsaren]

This is from #neotokyo. Worth the read.  :)

[18:04] <Rymdkejsaren> I have to educate him
[18:04] <Tighran> uh-oh...
[18:04] <Rymdkejsaren> Rymd = Space
[18:04] <Rymdkejsaren> Kejsaren = the Emperor
[18:04] <Rymdkejsaren> together
[18:04] <Tighran> simple enough
[18:04] <Rymdkejsaren> it makes "the Emperor of Space"
[18:04] <Rymdkejsaren> :D
[18:04] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> hippie
[18:05] <Tighran> spiffy
[18:05] <Rymdkejsaren> thank you, Tiggy
[18:05] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> spiffy hippie
[18:05] <Rymdkejsaren> and omen
[18:05] <Rymdkejsaren> go dig a hole
[18:05] <Rymdkejsaren> and well
[18:05] <Rymdkejsaren> you know the rest by now
[18:05] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> hehe
[18:05] <Tighran> I mUsT SAi ItZ a kEwleR NaiM ThaN DaRK|oMeN|XIII
[18:05] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> how would a fansite be called ?
[18:05] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> bah tig i cant help it
[18:05] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> it was cool 8 years ago
[18:06] <Tighran> sure...
[18:06] <Rymdkejsaren> mwahahaha
[18:06] <Rymdkejsaren> thank you Tiggy
[18:06] <Tighran> we believe you
[18:06] <Rymdkejsaren> I will treasure this moment
[18:06] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> :cry:

[DaRK oMeN XIII]

<Plan> i got some funny images
<Rymdkejsaren> are they like
<Rymdkejsaren> Z funny
<Rymdkejsaren> or real funny
<Kickin|wiNg> lol
<Plan> like 3 people jumping on top of me and fraggin me
<Kickin|wiNg> Plan Funny is more Low-Ball than Z funny.... usually
<Plan> KW to the corner
<Kickin|wiNg> D:

[Plan XIII]

<mos-> you scare me some.. erm most of the time plan
<Plan> mos D:
<Plan> why D:
<mos-> no real reason just you doing research on whores in tokyo



<Plan> theres a difference between fucking around with omen and giving omen the satisfaction of me being fucked around :|

[Rymdkejsaren]

[00:53] <RK|food> [00:52] [obey PING reply]: 302760hrs 36mins 37secs
[00:53] <RK|food> omg he is speaking from the past
[00:55] <obey>  qq
[00:56] <obey> food sounds good now
[00:56] <RK|food> WE CAN'T HEAR YOU OBEY; WE ARE IN THE FUTURE!
[00:56] <Dark|Term> lol rk
[00:58] <obey> its 1997 here
[00:58] <obey> and im listening to spice girls

[Wedge]

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<SHIN0BI> im upset that borten is being so gay and not finding viruses that i have to used a net based scanner
<SHIN0BI> norten*
<SHIN0BI> even tho its updated
<SHIN0BI> kik
<SHIN0BI> lol**
<Wedge> hehe... borten...
<SHIN0BI> fing keys

[Plan XIII]

talking about fluffy llamas

<Grey_> naw I was toward the rear of the llama, they arn't small ya know
<Grey_> they make good grass mowers tho
<DaRK|oMeN|XIII> hmmmm i need one then
<Kiwii> what licensing the sheep? D:

[DaRK oMeN XIII]

<Wedge> Shin - lemme go buy you a Term to English dictionary...
<Wedge> or at least send you a readme
<Plan> noone buys me dictionarys D:
<Wedge> someone should, then you could spell dictionaries :P
<Plan> wedgies
<Plan> D:

[Wedge]

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<DaRK|oMeN|XIII> wjer yo ugoing ?!
<DaRK|oMeN|XIII> lemme retype that
<DaRK|oMeN|XIII> where you going ?
<Kiwii> out with friends
<Kiwii> why wanna come? D:

Plan's not the only one whose spelling needs work :P

[LowMan]

This one was in #neotokyo but I had to share it! ^_^

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•8:39PM• *** RK|busy is now known as Rymdkejsaren
•8:42PM• <Tighran> why
•8:42PM• <Tighran> look who it is
•8:42PM• <Tighran> it's the
•8:42PM• <Tighran> EMPEROR OF SPACE
•8:43PM• <Armgas> yup
•8:44PM• <Tighran> i wonder what kind of space though
•8:44PM• <Tighran> personal space maybe
•8:44PM• <Tighran> or office space
•8:44PM• <Tighran> air space even
•8:45PM• *** Rymdkejsaren is now known as RK|gone

[Wedge]

<SHIN0BI> a oven tray at 220c fell on it
<Seerow> omg shin
<Seerow> you loser
<SHIN0BI> fucking owned my hand
<Seerow> is it all deformed?
<Seerow> and melteed?
<Armgas> shin burnt flesh smells funky
<Wedgeh> you guys are weird...

[Wedge]

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<Seerow> stop
<Seerow> in the name of love
<Seerow> before
<The|Fool> you
<Seerow> you break my heart
<The|Fool> :O
<The|Fool> I didn't know you were so romantic <3

Back in the land of the semi-living at last.

[Meech]

this was on irc today when talking to snake


[19:00] <Snake^> if a terrorist was waiting in a delivery room for a baby to be born so he could kill it, would it be called spawn camping?

[Meech]

[02:33] <|Z|Laughsatyou|> I have been driving aound with a flat rear tyre for like a week
[02:33] <Meech> gimme some sugger baby!
[02:33] <|Z|Laughsatyou|> and never realised
[02:33] <|Z|Laughsatyou|> i thoght the take off was a bit slow
[02:33] <|Z|Laughsatyou|> and conering a bit dodgey
[02:33] <Meech> lol
[02:33] <|Z|Laughsatyou|> then today
[02:33] <Meech> smart boy
[02:33] <|Z|Laughsatyou|> i looked at read wheel
[02:33] <|Z|Laughsatyou|> and
[02:33] <|Z|Laughsatyou|> it is totaly flat D:

the smart ass Z :D

[Snake]

<Seerow> my mum wsa  plauge you insenseive cunt
<Snake> she still is
<Seerow> NOO YOUR BALSLs
<Seerow> on your balls*
<Snake> yep, she's got em in her mouth right now
<Seerow> wondered where she was
<Snake> where she always is
<Seerow> sitting on your face?
<Snake> yep, protects me from lookin at your ugly mug
<Seerow> :'(
<Snake>
<Seerow> my mum was an ugly mug you insensetive cunt
<Snake> she still is
<Seerow> and so forth


we make a great team

[Rymdkejsaren]

[19:19] <Plan> well
[19:19] <Plan> have a sucky bday then
[19:19] <Plan> D:
[19:20] <Linkin> D:
[19:20] <Linkin> thats so cold plan
[19:23] <Plan> not as cold as when i told Z id kill him
[19:23] <Plan> and when i was done id rape his corpse
[19:23] <Plan> well
[19:23] <Plan> i admit i told him id be gentle
[19:23] <Plan> i wasnt the same anymore
[19:23] <Linkin> ewwwwwwwwwwww!
[19:23] <Plan> nor was him
[19:23] <Meech> lol
[19:23] <Plan> D:
[19:24] <RK|gone> you awful beast
[19:24] * RK|gone is now known as Rymdkejsaren
[19:24] <Plan> says the one who wants to meet Z just to surgically remove his liver and eat it raw
[19:24] <Rymdkejsaren> D:
[19:24] <Rymdkejsaren> touché
[19:25] <Rymdkejsaren> I admit
[19:25] <Rymdkejsaren> I did say that
[19:25] <Plan> i know
[19:26] <Rymdkejsaren> but it's because Z did something particularly nasty to m
[19:26] <Rymdkejsaren> tho
[19:26] <Rymdkejsaren> I have forgotten wot
[19:26] <Plan> lies
[19:26] <Plan> you also want to rape corpses gently
[19:26] <Plan> well
[19:26] <Plan> livers
[19:26] <Rymdkejsaren> eat
[19:26] <Rymdkejsaren> yum yum
[19:26] <Armgas> liver is good eatin'
[19:27] <Rymdkejsaren> yes, as long as you don't spoillllls it by cooking it
[19:27] <Armgas> also a great catalyst for chemical processes
[19:27] <Rymdkejsaren> Armgas
[19:27] <Rymdkejsaren> you watch too much Discovery
[19:28] <Armgas> I dont have discovery
[19:28] <Armgas> most of my knowledge is aquired by trial and error
[19:28] <Rymdkejsaren> you tried using your liver as a catalyst for chemical processes?

[Rymdkejsaren]

<Seerow> like an oompaloompa
<Rymdkejsaren> my mother was an oompaloompa
<Rymdkejsaren> you insensitive bitch
<Seerow> lol

taken from memory... I gotta start logging D:

[Plan XIII]

<Armgas> http://www.iupload.n...0041_resize.JPG <- ok plan... is it you in there?
<Plan> well, technically. the most of it is her
<Plan> D:

[Plan XIII]

<LowMan|Away> Hmmm....that sucked!
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<L0wMan> Is that what it says when I leave???

[Rymdkejsaren]

[21:20] <SHIN-SHIN> :/
[21:20] <SHIN-SHIN> voice me plz rk
[21:20] <SHIN-SHIN> :/
[21:21] * SHIN-SHIN was kicked by RK|sickness (SHIN-SHIN)
[21:21] <RK|sickness> oops
[21:21] <RK|sickness> wrong button
[21:21] <RK|sickness> I'm sick
[21:21] <Tal|Fable> lol
[21:21] <RK|sickness> my judgment is failing
[21:21] * SHIN-SHIN has joined #DTE
[21:21] <SHIN-SHIN> wtf
[21:21] <SHIN-SHIN> u lamer
[21:21] * RK|sickness sets mode: +v SHIN-SHIN
[21:21] <RK|sickness> shaddup
[21:21] <SHIN-SHIN> what was that for
[21:21] <RK|sickness> I pressed wrong button
[21:21] <SHIN-SHIN> :'(
[21:21] <SHIN-SHIN> :'(
[21:21] * RK|sickness hugs shin-shin
[21:21] <RK|sickness> don't be sad
[21:22] * SHIN-SHIN has quit IRC (Quit)
[21:22] <RK|sickness> the love was too much for him