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#21
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[23:01] * Rymdkejsaren is now known as RK|CSI
[23:01] <mosimo> crime scene investigation?
[23:01] <RK|CSI> yeh
[23:02] <RK|CSI> it's my part time job
[23:02] <RK|CSI> some juy just got chopped up with an axe
[23:02] <mosimo> hmm
[23:02] <RK|CSI> so now I gotta go there and take a look
[23:02] <RK|CSI> cya
[23:02] * mosimo kills omen with an axe
[23:02] <mosimo> solve that one
[23:02] <RK|CSI> I say it was Mr.Plum in the library with the rope
[23:02] <mosimo> good call
[23:03] <RK|CSI> it's a gift

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<SHIN0BI> elveator + slinky = 24 hours of fun

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#23
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<Talmeth> does it matter what i mount with?

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Haha, this was great.

From #darkfall...

[ 23:19:20 ] [ @Daikos ] Enough of your hippie crap
[ 23:19:41 ] [ [DTE]Aes ] ah, why don't you like hippies?
[ 23:19:50 ] [ +Phineus|afk ] DTE?
[ 23:19:55 ] [ [NF]Goune ] Hippies stink?
[ 23:20:03 ] [ [DTE]Aes ] dark tyrants empire
[ 23:20:23 ] [ +Phineus|afk ] Doing the Eunuch?
[ 23:20:40 ] [ [DTE]Aes ] uh..
[ 23:20:47 ] [ [DTE]Aes ] why are you talking about Eunuchs
[ 23:20:54 ] [ +Phineus|afk ] Refering to your father?
[ 23:20:55 ] [ +Phineus|afk ] perhaps?
[ 23:21:00 ] [ [DTE]Aes ] hm
[ 23:21:01 ] [ [DTE]Aes ] perhaps
[ 23:21:15 ] [ [DTE]Aes ] but then how would he be my father..
[ 23:21:36 ] [ +Phineus|afk ] Easy the government saw what was spawned from his loins and curbed the epidimic before it could begin?
[ 23:21:41 ] [ +Phineus|afk ] It's a pitty you managed to escape...
[ 23:21:41 ] [ Zephenia ] o_0
-AKBT
-Tsot

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[18:41] * Kickin|wiNg takes a wiz in Rk's house, and doesn't put the seat up
[18:41] <Uncledad|EVE> D: you monster


[18:32] <Mass> god my life is sad
[18:33] <Mass> :(
[18:33] <Mass> I gotta go kill myself
[18:33] <Mass> goodbye everyone
[18:33] <Rymdkejsaren> cya


[18:53] <Rymdkejsaren> well I don't see a problem with you joining, you just need to go through the motions
[18:53] <Rymdkejsaren> touch your tongue to mine


<Plan> and i jsuyt came home from project analisis meeting

((sorry for self-quotes but... what the hey))

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<Armgas> on the other hand I'd like to have curves like a girl

[16:38] <Armgas> buttock
[16:39] <Armgas> man I wish that was my last name

[17:07] <Armgas> I have to underline something though
[17:07] <Armgas> I had a well trimmed female arse in mind when I said that

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<DaRK|Laptop> rofl

<DaRK|Laptop> dude if i came i need a pauze

<DaRK|Laptop> then i can go again

<Seerow> is that because you have big big balls?

<DaRK|Laptop> a big penis

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* ChanServ sets mode: +o mosi|work

* mosi|work sets mode: +o DaRK|Laptop

<Plan> !setinfo Sexual Pauze <DaRK|Laptop> dude if i came i need a pauze

-ChanServ- Info         Sexual Pauze <DaRK|Laptop> dude if i came i need a pauze

<Seerow> lol

<Plan> pauze

<Plan> lol

<Rymdkejsaren> very unusual for men

<DaRK|Laptop> you suck ass

<mosi|work> you know when i first read that i thought it said pizza

<Rymdkejsaren> D:

<Plan> lol

<Seerow> I find a long penis gives better accurancy

<Plan> they always hit you in the eye eh

<DaRK|Laptop> dude if i came and i put it back in the vagina ill cry a river

<Plan> !setinfo Sexual Pauze <DaRK|Laptop> dude if i came i need a pauze <DaRK|Laptop> dude if i came and i put it back in the vagina ill cry a river

<Seerow> that's nice

-ChanServ- Info         Sexual Pauze <DaRK|Laptop> dude if i came i need a pauze <DaRK|Laptop> dude if i came and i put it back in the vagina ill cry a river

<Plan> lol

<Plan> keep it up

<DaRK|Laptop> dude

<Plan> D:

<mosi|work> shame there is a char limit

<DaRK|Laptop> you know its true

<Plan> yeah

<Plan> it is

<Shinobi> lol

<Shinobi> wTF

<Plan> doesnt get rid of the fun of it

<Plan> D:

<Seerow> omen is a pussy

<Seerow> it's true

<Shinobi> seerow

<Shinobi> my old chum

<DaRK|Laptop> z its true

<DaRK|Laptop> try it out sometime

<DaRK|Laptop> you just put the pussy full of sperm

<DaRK|Laptop> and your dick is still throbbing

<DaRK|Laptop> then put it in

<Plan> lol

<DaRK|Laptop> you'll cry a river

<lerri> lol

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[18:08] <RK|FEAR> shin
[18:08] <RK|FEAR> YOU are a ufo
[18:09] <lerri> a very sexy ufo

"It's only hubris if I fail." - Gaius Julius Ceasar


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[01:17] <Kickin|wiNg> Z's the only person in here I don't wanna shoot in the face
[01:19] <Armgas> kdub, and why is that?
[01:20] <Kickin|wiNg> cos they borrow a lot from other shumps and it doesn't really go together well for me
[01:20] <Kickin|wiNg> overly complicated
[01:20] <Kickin|wiNg> also the graphics are quite ugly
[01:20] <Kickin|wiNg> and I don't like the fact that you only fight bosses

Hail the empire.
Screw the emperor.


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[13:40] <mosimo> anyone?
[13:41] <lerri> ?
[13:41] <mosimo> apart from lerri
[13:41] <Armgas> ?
[13:41] <mosimo> and arm

(we all gotta start somwhere...)

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<DaRK|WoW> shinobi
<DaRK|WoW> shinobi
* DaRK|WoW is now known as DaRK|oMeN|XIII
-> -shinobi- dow
-> -shinobi- dow
-> -shinobi- dow
-> -shinobi- dow
<Malone^> Shinobi cant come to the irc right now, if you'd like to leave a message please press 1 and he will get back to you as soon as possible
<DaRK|oMeN|XIII> 1
<Malone^> record your message after the beep
<Malone^> Beep.
<DaRK|oMeN|XIII> "shin poease call me back, your mother wants to be picked up again"
<Malone^> end of message.
<DaRK|oMeN|XIII> ofl

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<Kickin|wiNg> you stop talking about being shirtless and I'll stop talking about masturbation

#33
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<mosimo> mmmmmmming e unpug o it cnbe ovd sooooooooom cab pantddddddddddddd

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[15:44] <12SpuD> foodtime, bbiab
[15:45] <12TheMushroomKing> bye
[15:45] <12TheMushroomKing> im gonna go eat myself
[15:45] <12TheMushroomKing> hmmm, that didnt sound good...

noone was there to see so i had to post it myself.

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[16:55] <LobotomyLobster> I forgot what the colon does
[16:56] <Rymdkejsaren> the colon
[16:56] <Rymdkejsaren> is the end bit
[16:56] <Rymdkejsaren> of your intestines
[16:56] <LobotomyLobster> ah yeah, it's kind of coming back to me

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[02:28] <Z4men> I havn't licked out anyone in ages
[02:28] <Z4men> 6 times

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[21:08] <SpuD might as well sleep on a jumbo boucy castle

...

[21:09] <SpuD> I jumped over one of the walls on one once :D
[21:09] <LobotomyLobster> heh
[21:09] <LobotomyLobster> what happened on the other side?
[21:09] <SpuD> grass

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Gamesurge doesn't like Z

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<Malone> i got a new job Kickin|wiNg
<LobotomyLobster> fucking finally, it's fucking working
<LobotomyLobster> fucking yes, that's the only good thing that's happened all day
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@10DaRK|oMeN|XIII : har har dani now its only you and me !!!!
@10DaRK|oMeN|XIII : :P
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@10DaRK|oMeN|XIII : bah


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