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[Lobotomy Lobster]

Omen looks for his SC2 disk:

[14:50] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> damn now i WANT TO PLAY
[14:50] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> -cpas
[14:50] <SpuD> so play D:
[14:51] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> -*caps
[14:51] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> I need to find the dvd
[14:51] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> going to do so now
[14:52] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> FFFFUUUUUU-
[14:52] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> the dvd isn't in the case
[14:52] <Lobotomy-Lobster> is it in the drive?
[14:53] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> no :(
[14:53] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> found dvd 4 of WoW though

[Lobotomy Lobster]

[15:49] <shin|work> also neuromancer is a pretty good book
[15:49] <shin|work> I like it
[15:49] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> i liked it too
[15:49] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> although massaging the prostate while having intercourse of gettign your dick sucked makes the cumming even better

[Rymdkejsaren]

[10:58] <+Lerridurp> no child can happily spend 12 hours with their parent and not go insane
[11:00] <+Termface> it took me a bit more than that i think

[Rymdkejsaren]

[12:53] <+shin|work> walk around in banana hamocks
[12:53] <+DaRK|WoW> i need to google hamocks now
[12:54] <+DaRK|WoW> wow
[12:54] <+DaRK|WoW> never knew that was called a hamock
[12:54] <+DaRK|WoW> how can you walk around in a hamock though
[12:57] <@Rymdkejsaren> :I
[12:57] <@Rymdkejsaren> google banana hamock omen D:
[12:58] <@Rymdkejsaren> image google
[12:58] <@Rymdkejsaren> D:
[12:58] <+DaRK|WoW> wow
[12:58] <+DaRK|WoW> i can't speak now

[Cyruz]

15:03  @Cyruz|work      • Take my love, take my land
15:03  @mosi|work       • take me where i cannot stand
15:03  @shin|work       • i dont care im still free
15:03  @mosi|work       • you can't take the sky from me
15:03  @Cyruz|work      • Take me out to the black
15:04  @mosi|work       • tell them i aint comin' back
15:04  @Cyruz|work      • Burn the land and boil the sea
15:04  @mosi|work       • you can't take the sky from me
15:04  @Cyruz|work      • There's no place I can be
15:04  @mosi|work       • since i found serenity
15:04  @Cyruz|work      • But you can't take the sky from me...

[mosi]

Drunk Wingers strikes again!

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00:18                   • Wingers [~Wingers@178.96.214.5] has joined #DTE
00:18                   • ChanServ set mode [+v Wingers]
00:19  +Wingers         • Now then cock knickers
00:19  +Wingers         • Knockers*
00:19  +Wingers         • F U Auto Correct
00:19                   • Lerridurp [~Venison@cpc1-seac19-2-0-cust403.7-2.cable.virginmedia.com] has quit IRC
00:20  +Wingers         • F U lerri!!
00:21  +Wingers         • I require the services of a senior moose member
00:22  +Wingers         • Cause I know Shin is wrong!!
00:24  +Wingers         • Fuck you, whales
00:24  +Wingers         • Fuck you, Dolphins
00:24  +Wingers         • Fuck you, Cows
00:24  +Wingers         • Fuck you, Chickens
00:24  +Wingers         • And Fuck you, Shin!!
00:25  +Wingers         • MORE FUCKING JÄGER!!
00:25                   • Wingers [~Wingers@178.96.214.5] has quit IRC

Edited by mosi, 09 August 2011 - 03:23 PM.

[Rymdkejsaren]

[20:49] <+Wingers> went for a friends "going away" present lol
[20:49] <+Wingers> shes going travelling to Thailand, Australia, New Zealand
[20:50] <+Wingers> so we went out and got drunk with her
[20:50] <+Wingers> as we might not see her for 2 years lol
[20:50] <+Wingers> and MY GOD we got REALLY drunk
[20:50] <+Wingers> woke up this morning in a tent in her back garden
[20:50] <+Wingers> next to a water buffalo and with a tatoo that said "I <3 Lilly"

[note: edited slightly for enhanced comedy]

[Wingers]

it is becoming apparent that after this weekend, i R full of win!!

[mosi]

Arm has been here too long.

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11:47 AM  @mos|work        • what's in the 500mb email?
11:49 AM                   • Armgas [~emil@x1-6-00-26-f2-d5-08-08.k818.webspeed.dk] has joined #DTE
11:50 AM  @Shin|work       • lets have a look
11:51 AM  @Armgas          › drops down pants

[Armgas]

<SpuD> reloaded released the dev copy
<SpuD> minecraft ran out of memory
<SpuD> the tree was on fire
* SpuD saved!
<SpuD> firefox always opens on monitor 3 :(


Either he is on drugs or he lost his marbles. I dare you to make sense of this.

[mosi]

3:09 PM                   • Danielle_phone [~androirc@212.183.128.3] has quit IRC
3:09 PM  +Sheshka--       • scared dani away
3:09 PM                   • Danielle_phone [~androirc@212.183.128.3] has joined #DTE
3:09 PM  +Sheshka--       • looks only recently moist
3:10 PM                   • Danielle_phone [~androirc@212.183.128.3] has quit IRC

[Dani]

20:50  +Venison         • dont know where my penis is
20:50  +Venison         • but i know its around somewhere


Since I was on the forums at the time he said it!

[Wingers]

probably in Sarah's handbag. zing!

[Wingers]

[17:38] <@Wingers|Netbook>  apparently
[17:38] <@Wingers|Netbook> salmon does not belong in an omlette
[17:46] <@Danifone> I'd agree euthanasia that
[17:48] <@Danifone> uh
[17:49] <@Danifone> silly phone correcting my fail typing
[17:49] <@Danifone> with*
[17:51] <@Wingers|Netbook> wtf!?
[17:55] <@Danifone> I don't know how it got euthanasia from with, but it did D:
[17:55] <@Danifone> and I don't know how I didn't notice before I pressed send!
[17:56] <@Wingers|Netbook> its impressive work i must admit

[Rymdkejsaren]

[01:41] <+Lobotomy-Lobster> and by this I mean the worst violent and sexual abuse you can imagine
[01:41] <+Lobotomy-Lobster> and the local police had been hiding it
[01:41] <+Armgas> lol

[mosi]

RK + Skyrim = No sleep

5:19 AM  @FunkyMike       • RK yup figured it out
5:19 AM  @FunkyMike       • but every time I come to a new area I scout everything
5:19 AM  @FunkyMike       • which takes ages
5:19 AM  @FunkyMike       • lol
5:19 AM  @FunkyMike       • this game is robbing my sleep
5:19 AM  @Patere          • RK ios absolutely not awake now
5:19 AM  @FunkyMike       • lol who knows ;D
5:25 AM  @Rymdkejsaren    • oh shit it's 6 in the morning :I
5:25 AM  @Patere          • haha
5:25 AM  @Patere          • good morning sunshine
5:25 AM  @Rymdkejsaren    • fucking game
5:25 AM  @Rymdkejsaren    • question is wether to stay up or go to bed? :I
5:26 AM  @Patere          • cant help u with that one
5:29 AM  @FunkyMike       • lol RK was awake

[Rymdkejsaren]

[15:37] <@mosi|work> fu boss
[15:38] <@mosi|work> fu right in the face
[15:38] <@Shin|work> I need it in my face
[15:38] <@Shin|work> mosi make it happen

[Rymdkejsaren]

[14:13] <@mos|work> Dear Jake Moss,
[14:13] <@mos|work> QuickFind:236593 - Revo RV100 3.5" 1 Bay Black Multimedia WiFi Dongle included 1000GB
[14:13] <@mos|work> Unfortunately the above item is currently out of stock.

[SpuD]

[@Funkey] lawl
[@Funkey] prostate cancer

[Dani]

20:01  @Lobotomy-Lobster • Armgas, go and laugh at people drowning or being sexually abused or something
20:01  +Armgas   • go drown yourself for my amusement then
20:01  @Lobotomy-Lobster • have you tried self asphyxiation?


So much love in #DTE <3