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[Apocalypse]

This happened on TLK IRC channel (yes that ebil browser game).

(16:22:19) (milifor) I tink it's better to att at 17:35 then we can att after tick kavieng....
(16:23:41) (JaffarXX|Inca|HC) the topic says English please
(16:25:08) (milifor) which word you doesn't understand?

:D

[Sari]

corteplaneta: i think i';ve been swallowing the peroxide in these white strips
corteplaneta: i don't feel too good
US Slaquer SR: peroxide
US Slaquer SR: hydrogen peroxide?
US Slaquer SR: what white strips
US Slaquer SR: what drug are you trying to do
corteplaneta: i'm talking about crest white strips fool lol
US Slaquer SR: dude wtf
US Slaquer SR: im tripping balls i cnat see that shit
US Slaquer SR: make your font bigger
US Slaquer SR: lol
corteplaneta: i' m talking about crest white strips fool
US Slaquer SR: well uh
US Slaquer SR: why are you eating them

[Lobotomy Lobster]

[23:25] <Seerow> shin what teh uck man

[Rymdkejsaren]

<Seerow> I woman?

[mosi]

( @mosi|work ) kdub, do you have like a 1927" tv in every room?
( @Kickin|wiNg ) 26" widescreen LCD in this room (soon to be bedroom/computer room)
( @LobotomyLobster ) you would expect any less from KDub?
( @LobotomyLobster ) he has them all linked
( @LobotomyLobster ) so if he's watching a film and he has to go to the toilet, he won't miss anything

[Lobotomy Lobster]

[19:20] <Kickin|wiNg> just saw a bee go into a hole in the brick on the front of my house

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[19:33] <Armgas> kdub I bet it was a wasp, not a bee
[19:33] <Armgas> there is a special type of wasps that lay eggs inside walls
[19:34] <Kickin|wiNg> supa
[19:34] <Armgas> they become very large once full grown
[19:34] <Kickin|wiNg> I love how arm is always there to comfort ppl

[Lobotomy Lobster]

[00:45] <Shin`> do you want some dead bugs from inside my pc
[00:45] <LobotomyLobster> what kind of bugs are they?
[00:45] <Shin`> lets see
[00:45] <Shin`> a small spider, daddy long legs, 2 flies
[00:45] <LobotomyLobster> sounds like they must have had quite a party
[00:45] <Shin`> they are all dead
[00:46] <Shin`> i think it was an electric moment
[00:46] <Shin`> for them

[Lobotomy Lobster]

This is the last post I'll put in this thread for a while, promise


[00:32] <Kickin|wiNg> ur not overqualified to be my butler
[00:32] <Rymdkejsaren> well
[00:32] <Kickin|wiNg> I'll have a bottled water on the veranda in 30
[00:32] <Rymdkejsaren> I didn't apply for the job
[00:32] <Kickin|wiNg> who said you have to apply?
[00:33] <Kickin|wiNg> Swedish butlers.. it's the new slavery
[00:33] <Rymdkejsaren> you just have to catch them first
[00:33] <Kickin|wiNg> the hot fad sweeping the nation
[00:33] <Rymdkejsaren> without them breaking your nose
[00:33] <Kickin|wiNg> I use a large butterfly net
[00:33] <Kickin|wiNg> to catch swedes
[00:33] <Rymdkejsaren> I guess that's why they are in such high demand
[00:33] <Kickin|wiNg> then I load 'em in the back of a truck
[00:33] <Kickin|wiNg> and drive 'em back to america
[00:34] <Kickin|wiNg> you'll get your penguin tails & new name after we cross the border
[00:34] <Kickin|wiNg> I'm thinking...... Rimmy

[Lobotomy Lobster]

[22:02] <KDub|DSlite> I don't go outside ev4r

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[22:02] <Armgas> I kow kdub
[22:03] <LobotomyLobster> Arm is a kow! D:
[22:03] <Armgas> that is why you are stuck with consoles and mac
[22:03] <Armgas> and tv's that dont work
[22:03] <KDub|DSlite> all my tv's work
[22:03] <Armgas> and furniture that doesnt match
[22:03] <KDub|DSlite> and all my furniture matches

[Kickin' Wing]

Apr 29 15:11:24 <Kickin|wiNg>   I'm perfect and everyone knows it
Apr 29 15:11:36 <Kickin|wiNg>   just admit I'm your idol
Apr 29 15:12:06 <Armgas>        true

w3rd.

[mosi]

11:18.18    ( @Kickin|wiNg ) goin' afk
  11:18.26          .•• Kickin|wiNg ( ~kdub@Kickin|wiNg.afk.gamesurge ) has quit IRC ( Quit: i sleep now )
  11:18.33    ( @DaRK|oMeN|XIII ) thats not afk
  11:18.39    ( @DaRK|oMeN|XIII ) thats blatantly quitting

[seerow]

<Grey_> your gf I assume?
<mosimo> it was cheap, available, and a 1 month min contract
<Dani`> yes, i am

[Lobotomy Lobster]

[21:26] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> i need to piss
[21:26] <LobotomyLobster> what about the poop?
[21:26] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> texted him
[21:26] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> only piss this time
[21:26] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> but it could be a surpise attack
[21:26] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> o you can never be certain

[Shinobi]

<SpuD> disregard that, I suck cocks

[Lobotomy Lobster]

[18:02] <shin`> have you ever caught pirisoners having sex
[18:03] <DaRK|oMeN|XIII> no

[The Mushroom King]

[17:52] <Term> my cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner the way it goes vroom vroom vroom.
[17:52] <Term> and the way it makes calls to people in the middle of the night
[17:53] <Term> and the way it whispers things that obviously code like "go to the laundry room" and "pick up my shorts" cuz i know the vacuum doesn't have shorts
[17:54] <Term> but the thing about the vacuum cleaner that scares my cat the most is the way it goes froom vroom vroom
[17:54] <shin> term
[17:54] <shin> once again
[17:54] <shin> WTF

[Plan XIII]

term is like that boy from the movie the omen D:

[The Mushroom King]

[21:25] <Plan> i make a building
[21:25] <Plan> it must be big
[21:25] <Plan> D:
[21:25] <shin> like a firm penis
[21:25] <shin> !
[21:25] <Plan> server shin
[21:26] <Plan> yeah
[21:26] <shin> erm

[Lobotomy Lobster]

[DTE] Dark|Omen|XIII : where is the bomb site?
[DTE] Shinobi[ratZ] : its hossies you gay

[Rymdkejsaren]

<Kickin|wiNg> how long after a person dies is it creepy to touch them sexually?

<Mush|Titan> well, if you love them and it's like "sharon baby, nooooo!",you're allowed to kiss them

<Mush|Titan> but generally you should stop at that

<Mush|Titan> when they go cold

<Mush|Titan> and no electric blankets